Privacy Policy (AS IS)

Effective Date: Today

1. Information Collection

We collect information when you use our app. This includes your email, crush names, animal preferences, and basically anything you type into our systems. We reserve the right to collect, store, and analyze this data as we see fit to operate the service.

2. Use of Information

We use your data to make the AI generate pitches. We make absolutely no guarantees about the safety, privacy, or absolute confidentiality of the text you input. We do not sell your personal data to data brokers, but we are not responsible if the AI accidentally generates something you don't like based on the data you provided.

3. Cookies and Tracking

We use cookies, telemetry, and mouse tracking to see how many times people hover over the "No" button. We track interactions aggressively to provide the analytics dashboard. If you use our service, you consent to being tracked on our confession pages.

4. Service Terms

We are providing this service "as is". We are not responsible for any issues arising from the use of this service.

5. Deleting Data

You can delete links from your dashboard. If you need your entire account removed, you can do so in the settings.

6. Changes to this Policy

We may change this policy at any time. We will notify you of significant changes.